We teach our sweet little girls
to be liars and fakers
from a young age:
No, I’m not hungry.
Wow, that feels great.
No, I don’t blame you.
Yes, I love you.
No, I’m fine.
Michelle K., We Raise Liars. (via anonimonse)
There’s nothing quite like feeling like a pile of shit.
- I had salsa the other day and my grandpa and my uncle said the salsa was spicy so I tried it and said "this salsa isn't spicy." My spicy tolerance has gone up